The fire hose is on. College football's opening weekend features 84 games involving FBS teams, plus tons more at lower levels; it began on Wednesday with UAB's 31-0 win over Jacksonville State and will continue through what is almost guaranteed to be a wild and wacky Ole Miss-Louisville game in Atlanta on Monday night.
You're going to need two TVs and games pulled up on your laptop, phone and iPad to keep up with everything that's coming at you this weekend. It's going to be a lot. But let's talk about the most noteworthy storylines to pay attention to as the spray from the hose smacks you in the face.
All listed times are Eastern. Games are on Saturday unless otherwise noted.