If you're going to troll a high-profile Premier League footballer, you need to be able to back it up. Step forward, Tom Pope.
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In the summer, England faced Netherlands in the semifinals of the Nations League. The tie was on a knife edge, poised at 1-1 in extra time, when John Stones made two huge howlers leading to a 3-1 win for the Dutch.
Port Vale striker Pope, relaxing on his sofa while Stones toiled in Portugal, was quick to judge.
Just watched the highlights of the England game! I know I'm a league 2 player, I know he plays for England, I know he's on £150k a week, I know he's a million times better player than me but I'd love to play against John Stones every week! I'd get 40 a season! #soft #weakaspiss
— Tom Pope (@Tom_Pope9) June 7, 2019
Pope tweeted: "Just watched the highlights of the England game! "I know I'm a league 2 player, I know he plays for England, I know he's on £150K a week, I know he's a million times better player than me but I'd love to play against John Stones every week! I'd get 40 a season! #soft #weakaspiss"
Damning criticism, indeed.
Fast forward six months, and what do you know. The FA Cup third-round draw throws up Manchester City vs. Port Vale. John Stones vs. Tom Pope. (Stream a replay of Man City vs. Port Vale on ESPN+)
As you might imagine, Man City fans soon reminded Pope of his comments.
This tweet was 6 months ago and you've all managed to dig it up 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ in them 6 months he's improved dramatically and I think he's the best centre half in the world 😊😊 https://t.co/i64I9jCLKt
— Tom Pope (@Tom_Pope9) December 2, 2019
I feel absolutely honoured to be getting abuse from Man City fans 😊😊 it's made me emosh! You lot should be worrying and tweeting Mane and Salah not Tom 'the carthorse' Pope you plantpots 👍🏻👍🏻
— Tom Pope (@Tom_Pope9) December 2, 2019
Pope responded, tongue in cheek, by saying: "This tweet was 6 months ago and you've all managed to dig it up. In them 6 months he's improved dramatically and I think he's the best centre half in the world."
And he added: "I feel absolutely honoured to be getting abuse from Man City fans. It's made me emosh! You lot should be worrying and tweeting Mane and Salah not Tom 'the carthorse' Pope you plantpots."
Come Saturday, Vale captain Pope led his team out at the Etihad. And Stones started for City, too.
Vale fell behind to a Oleksandr Zinchenko goal, but the best moment of the game came 19 minutes before half-time when yes, you've guessed it, Pope equalised for the League Two side.
It's fair to say Pope was delighted.
Maybe Stones wasn't so impressed, however, went Pope went to shake the City player's hand at the end of the game.
"They all dragged me in [to the changing room], the Man City players, but John wouldn't speak to me," Pope said. "It was a little bit awkward. I shook his hand but he wasn't too happy."
And he soon returned to Twitter to run salt into Stones' wounds ... even if City did go on to win the tie 4-1.
Sorry I can't reply to everyone it's gone mental! I'd just like to say I was completely wrong and bang out of order to say I'd score 40 a season..... it's more like 50 😊😊😊 enjoy your weekend 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
— Tom Pope (@Tom_Pope9) January 4, 2020
The Highlight of my day wasn't the goal it was Benjamin Mendy waiting outside our dressing room waiting for a selfie with me to put in their group chat 😭😭😭 Mendy has bants 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
— Tom Pope (@Tom_Pope9) January 5, 2020
From Sunday League football, to scoring a shock equaliser at the Etihad Stadium.
— Port Vale FC (@OfficialPVFC) January 5, 2020
Born in Sneyd Green 👶🏼
109 goals for Vale ⚽️
Realised a dream ✅@Tom_Pope9 is a legend. Our legend. pic.twitter.com/SAnzhpDpak
He said: "Sorry I can't reply to everyone it's gone mental! I'd just like to say I was completely wrong and bang out of order to say I'd score 40 a season ... it's more like 50. enjoy your weekend.
"The highlight of my day wasn't the goal it was Benjamin Mendy waiting outside our dressing room waiting for a selfie with me to put in their group chat. Mendy has bants."
Rooney's family washbag
Derby County are away to Crystal Palace in the FA Cup on Sunday, with Wayne Rooney part of the squad after making his debut for the Rams on Thursday.
You wouldn't think there's much to this picture. It's just a footballer strolling into Selhurst Park about to get ready for an FA Cup tie.
But let's take a closer look.
Yep, that's right. Rooney has got a personalised washbag that features a picture of his four children -- Kai, Klay, Kit and Cass -- on the side. We can only speculate that his wife, Coleen, features on the other side.