Dewald Brevis is out practising some high catches, and Andrew Miller has been warming up with some touch-typing drills for the best part of an hour. He's here to take you through some Five5 - or should that be The Thirty? - action.
9.37pm: Restart at 9.48pm, England need 69 to win off 30 balls. That'll be a 1.3-over Powerplay, if my maths is right, with five bowlers bowling one over each. England have serious power to burn with Salt, Buttler, Bethell, Brook, Curran, Jacks, Banton and Overton queuing up... but Jansen and Rabada might be a handful in the damp.
Sampath Bandarupalli tells me England's target in a seven-over chase would be 92. They'd need 81 to win in six overs, or 69 in five.
Officially the innings break per Ian Ward on Sky. It's stopped raining, and the hover-cover has come off. "It's pretty much gone how you thought a nine-over game would go," says Nasser Hussain, which is succinct analysis. Top hitting from Markram, Brevis and Ferreira, with Wood impressive up top with the new ball.
9.30pm: Athers reckons it's already stopped, just as Sky cut to an ad break. Vish says it's only the hover-cover on, none of the side ones. Reckon we're looking at a seven-over run chase starting soonish. Which would leave England needing plenty!
9.28pm: And they're off! That'll be the end of the innings, surely. But will the rain clear enough for England to try and chase something down? We're running the clock down very quickly, but let's hope that it's just a squally shower as the radar indicates.
It's sheeting down! Umbrellas up in the stands, coats on. "Should pass very quickly," reckons Andrew Miller, after a glance at his radar.
You've got to be kidding me... we thought the rain was all done for tonight, but it's just started pouring again! Jansen is the new man, and they're staying out there for now...
T Stubbs b Overton 13 (7m 6b 1x4 1x6) SR: 216.66
Two overs left for England to find. Overton will bowl this one, presumably leaving Curran for the ninth.
Peter: "Sammy didn't take long to make his mark back in the side."
END OF OVER:7 | 11 Runs 1 Wkt | SA: 84/4 | RR: 12.00
- Donovan Ferreira19 (10b)
- Tristan Stubbs7 (3b)
- Sam Curran1-0-11-1
- Adil Rashid2-0-24-1
Shaun: "So good to see Jansen back in the team!"
Ryan: "You've got to be excited bout this SA side for next year's T20 world cup"
Tristan Stubbs walks in at No. 6.
51mph first up! Brevis shouted "no way!" as the ball looped up to Dawson - picked up on the stump mic - admonishing himself for such a soft dismissal.
D Brevis c Dawson b Curran 23 (15m 10b 0x4 3x6) SR: 230
Curran. His first England appearance of 2025, and his first under McCullum. I doubt he anticipated it would come in a nine-over game
END OF OVER:6 | 20 Runs | SA: 73/3 | RR: 12.16
- Donovan Ferreira15 (8b)
- Dewald Brevis23 (9b)
- Adil Rashid2-0-24-1
- Liam Dawson1-0-14-0
END OF OVER:5 | 15 Runs | SA: 53/3 | RR: 10.60
- Donovan Ferreira2 (4b)
- Dewald Brevis16 (7b)
- Liam Dawson1-0-14-0
- Adil Rashid1-0-4-1
England have three straight fielders: long-on, long-off, and one directly behind Dawson in the ring.
Dawson is on at the Taff End.
Nathan: "I think runs are more important than wickets. SA just need to keep hitting!" -- Yep, that's pretty much the essence of Nine9 cricket...
END OF OVER:4 | 4 Runs 1 Wkt | SA: 38/3 | RR: 9.50
- Donovan Ferreira1 (2b)
- Dewald Brevis3 (3b)
- Adil Rashid1-0-4-1
- Luke Wood2-0-22-2