2.42pm: You can keep yer Bazball. That's what they'll be saying in the Pakistan dressing room, after England careened to 281 all out in a little over 50 overs. They'll be keeping Abrar Ahmed, meanwhile, after the mystery tweaker claimed 7 for 114 - third-best figures on debut for Pakistan. They are taking tea now, too, so Pakistan's openers can take slightly longer to prepare themselves for the reply. Zahid Mahmood cleaned up the tail and, depending on whether you classify Abrar as a one or not (he seems to mainly use his fingers), we reckon that would be the first time a wristspinner had taken all ten since Anil Kumble's one-man show. Anyway, grab yourself a cup o' char and Matt will be back shortly

"'given the conditions', what conditions? I am expecting 500 plus again from Pakistan here." And they might yet get that many, Wajid Jawaid. But the ball is spinning plenty on day one