"My sponsors will be happy, because I seem to be in the press every four days," laughed Ben Stokes.
Rarely has a day gone by on this England tour that the Test captain has not been long lensed by local paparazzi. The latest shots of Stokes - wearing the odd bit of sponsored stash - were of him e-scootering around central Brisbane with some team-mates (without helmets, a fineable offense that plenty flaunt) at least added a bit of variety to the photo album of touring players. A welcome twist on already tired snaps of airport arrivals and departures, golf and even strolling out of aquariums.
It is reasonable to wager that if England were 1-0 up rather than 1-0 down, the focus on them would not be as intense. Winning changes everything. And that may be the big takeaway from the various invasions of privacy. If England cannot square the series in this second Test - a day-night match which starts on Thursday - the vultures will be working overtime.
All the squad knew what to expect before heading over. Stokes, Brendon McCullum and even Joe Root made a note of highlighting just how different Ashes tours are. You might get mobbed in India, but you get rushed in Australia.
"Before we got out here those conversations happened as a group: 'This is what it is going to be like, so it is not unexpected'," said Stokes. "When we got here there were cameras in front of the hotel from 8am, following us on the golf course and even when we went out for some lunch yesterday.
"One of the important things on tour when under pressure is to go out, free your mind, enjoy yourself, and whatever is going on in that world, let it be. They are going to be there and film us. The message to the group is please don't make decisions based on the fact you might get caught on camera. We are human. We need to enjoy countries when we get the opportunity because we live in England where it is miserable, freezing cold and dark at 4pm.
"It is what it is. It will probably continue throughout the rest of the tour and I don't see anything wrong with going out and spending your time off on a golf course or having coffee or lunch, riding on a scooter. It's fine. If they want to keep doing it, they are all polite and don't intrude on our personal space. We have a job to do, they have a job to do."
England's next job is huge. Australia's dominance in pink ball Tests reads 13 victories out of 14. And though their only defeat came at The Gabba - against West Indies in 2024 - England last won here in 1986.
Usually the site of the Ashes opener, there have not been many happy English memories since, barring 2010-11, and that was a draw. Even the team's Sofitel hotel base has ghosts of Ashes past. It was here that Andrew Strauss, managing director at the time, had to come out and state the 2017-18 cohort were "not thugs", after Jonny Bairstow's 'headbutt' on Cameron Bancroft came to light, months after Stokes' incident in Bristol.
England confirmed on Tuesday that Will Jacks will be the only change to the XI from Perth, replacing the injured Mark Wood. Jacks was told by Brendon McCullum he had made the cut ahead of Shoaib Bashir after training on Tuesday.
Opting for a part-time off spinner who is an accomplished batter is a calculated move. A deeper batting line-up has been forged, and the belief is Jacks' bowling can provide both a change of pace and enough overs in key stages of the game; whether to cover through to the twilight period when the likes of Jofra Archer, Gus Atkinson and Brydon Carse will be unleashed, or to a second new ball.
England have played seven day-night Tests, with Stokes featuring in six of them. Combined with Australia's back catalogue, there is plenty of evidence to make informed decisions. Players have also been encouraged to go to bed later to get used to the match timings - and the two-hour shift forward from Western Australia. They have even put in a bulk order of sweat bands to help preserve the hardness of the pink Kookaburra in sticky conditions.
Stokes has been practicing what he preaches, though did find himself awoken by drug testers at 6am earlier this week. He has been running point, consuming as much information as he can and distributing it accordingly.
His one previous experience leading a day-night match, against New Zealand at Mount Maunganui, was a tactical masterstroke. England declared on 325 for 9 in 58.2 overs as the lights took hold on day one, and prised out three wickets before the close. They then slow-burned their second innings (374 in 73.5 overs) to set the Black Caps 394 before winning by 286.
This Test, however, will be a markedly different task. And not just because of their more experienced opponents, or that the floodlights will take over from around 6:30pm, with about half the day's play to go. It is, at this juncture, Stokes' most important assignment as captain.
"We have amazing resources with information, data, all that kind of stuff," he said. "I get our analyst to send me over all the info on the day-night cricket that's been played at the Gabba and also in Australia recently.
"There's daylight, there's the dusk period, and then also the period when the floodlights do come on. So you're just trying to give yourself as much information as possible.
"We've trained here three or four sessions and the humidity is very high. You step out in the sunlight and just start sweating. Something we've spoke about is being very conscious of keeping that ball as dry as we possibly can, because as soon as that pink kookaburra goes soft, it's going to be a lot harder to feel like you can make a breakthrough with anything on the wicket.
"We've been all around the world where you get a softer ball and making breakthroughs seems a lot harder just because of that soft ball. All those tiny little things we've had to consider for this week. I think our liaison officers got tasked with going out and buying about 60 sweat bands for all of us."
The broad cue from previous day-night Tests is once you are ahead, fight to keep it that way. Often, that has come through a more conservative approach, even the use of multiple night watchers. Australia, for instance, are amenable to using night watchers to open the batting during the twilight period.
This England team do not have a reputation for being prudent, and their ceding of the first Test was the worst example of this. But contrary to the words that often accompany the covert photographs, this is not a team without care or nous.
There is one more evening session on Wednesday for players to get better accustomed to the ball and the light before the real thing begins. And Stokes is unequivocal that history will not hold his team back, nor a lack of belief that they can upset the odds.
"Many teams have gone to the Gabba and lost to Australia," he said. "But this is a brand new outfit. Lots of guys are on their first Ashes tour so this is going to be a new experience for them. So no, it doesn't hold too much fear. But you also understand that Australia know this is a very good ground for them and we're excited for that.
"Trust is one of the biggest things to have, not only as captain but also as a team and I have complete and utter trust in everyone in the squad but also particularly the 11 guys who have been given the opportunity to play in a Test match.
"That's one thing I'll always tell the group - I have complete trust and faith in not only your ability but also your decision making in the moment when you are out there to assess the conditions, to assess what is required and to just have that mentality of mindset of 'I'm going to be the person to influence this game in the right way that we want'.
"And that's all I can keep trying to do. Because if I ever lose that trust or lose that respect from anyone from within the team then it's probably impossible to get back."